What does the average person read in order to pass the time and get away from his daily problems for a few hours?

I’m not sure about the average person but I sure know about Manuel Ferrara who is way bigger than average. He read One Piece, the famous Japanese comic because he is so cool. Now you’re probably wondering, but can comics really make me that cool too? You bet! Because for a limited time only you can get your hands on our new drug, “Andreas’ Ntiro Research project”. It began as a failed experiment in an old laboratory buy a retired scientist but now great corporations have had their hands on it and they’ve made it widely available. With only a dose a week it can make you instantly smarter. It is guaranteed to fail to do anything because of the innateness of its construction you don’t have to worry about anything.

But how does it work if it is guaranteed to fail by design? Isn’t this kind of an oxymoron?

How should I know? I don’t make the rules.